just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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