Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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