Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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