Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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