I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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