you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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