I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
