The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dual....:-)
You're my little dorito
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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