The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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