How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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