check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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