Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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