i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Holy shit dude........stairs
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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