Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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