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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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what are you doing with your life
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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