he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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