so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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