Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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