you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
