Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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