so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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