She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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