Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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