btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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