now i know why i became what i already was.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Congratulations! We have a period
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
