Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
The adults are the big ones right?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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