we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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