I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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