big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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