he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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