i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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