4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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