susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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