It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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