Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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