If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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