it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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