whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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