Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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