I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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