I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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