talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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