let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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