all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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