so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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