He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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