Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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