But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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