I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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