Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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