You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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